…but mostly known as BratKnee here on the Internet and this is my slice of the Internet. Because I bought it. Because I’m an adult with a seemingly disposable income and a background in HTML from Myspace University.
Now that that’s established, let me tell you a little bit more about myself that you might actually be interested in. I’m basically a wannabe: a wannabe writer, wannabe fangirl and wannabe Internet human. The last one is a lot more actual and a lot less wannabe. You may have stumbled across me on YouTube or Twitter. You definitely didn’t find me on Tumblr because I’m aesthetically challenged. I’m also a *professional* so you can check out my resume and my portfolio as well.
But none of that matters (okay, it kind of matters) because you’re here on my website that I mentioned purchasing with my hard-earned money above. What will my hard-earned dollars get you? I’d like to start blogging about the following things for your entertainment:
- Life as a 30-something millennial
- The trials and tribulations of online dating
- Things I try, eat, buy, make, etc.
- Are you still reading this list? Because I have no clue what I’m actually doing.
As you can see, I’ve got a lot going for me. I’ve worked up to this moment for 30 years, so hopefully, this will be money well spent. So please, come along for the ride and watch me and the trainwreck of a human girl that I think I am. And please feel free to laugh at my expense because it’s funny. At least my mom thinks I’m funny*!
*Sometimes. She sometimes thinks I’m funny.
Do you want to work with me? I’m always looking for new collaborations or brand partners!
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